Watched a movie last night that inspired this little caveat. Basically, what I’ll do is show you the movie poster, spoil the ending and advise you to just not bother. I won’t write a long review, because … the movies are just stupid. So, the first movie that I’ll be spoiling so you don’t spend the time is…..
Nine friends take a holiday at a Victorian home on a private island and uncover a game that when played brings out the worst in each of them. Jealously, greed, hatred, lust, all of the things they keep buried deep inside themselves rise to the surface and come to a boil.
Spoiler Alert : The events of the entire movie after they start playing the game are… all a ‘vision’ provided by the game, leaving the ‘main’ character the choice to let them come true, or just be a dream. That ending is also completely unearned in the movie, which doesn’t make any sense as it is.
I was hoping for Evil Jumanji, I got… dumb garbage.
Run Time : 89 minutes
Feels like : 129 minutes